Saturday Sillies

Since I missed Friday Funnies I thought I would post some Saturday Sillies instead...I readily admit to "stealing" these from a church friends Facebook, but I'm pretty sure she "stole" them first!

Before giving a piece of your mind, be sure you have enough to spare!

If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out!

I stepped on a cheerio this morning. Does that make me a cereal killer?

What did the fish say when it hit a concrete wall? "dam"

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Now the next ones I got from the internet. I'm sure they are oldies, but they are still silly...maybe.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

 

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.





Okay...hope you at least cracked a SMILE!!!

Have a great day in the Lord!!!!


*images are from microsoft clipart